Daddy to his son:
I don't care if you are dating a black girl - they are all pink on the inside.
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Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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A: He went down really well!
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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian.
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Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face?
A: Stop laughing and reload.
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Some people just need a hug… Around the neck… with a rope.
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What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I couldn't eat another mortal.
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Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident?
A: Some dick cut her off.
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After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years.
But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other?
A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
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