Daddy to his son:
I don't care if you are dating a black girl - they are all pink on the inside.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Q: Why did hitter kill himself?
A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
Vote:
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Vote:
Late in the night he regained consciousness.
He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.
He realized he'd obviously been in a serious accident.
She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?"
That, my friends, is a positive attitude!
Vote:
What's red and dances all around?
A baby on a barbecue
Vote:
What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I couldn't eat another mortal.
Vote:
A guy walks in the local whorehouse, says "I want the cheapest one you got, I don't have much money."
The guy behind the counter says "How bout the $1.95 cent special?"
The customer says "ok", and he paid, headed to the room.
When he opened the door, he found this beautiful broad spread out, just waiting for him.
He rips off his clothes and starts going to town on her.
Suddenly, all this white stuff starts coming out of her mouth, nose, ears.
He freaked, "omg she's sick."
He ran to the desk and told the guy what was happe ning, and the guy says "hey Joe! The dead one's full again!"
Vote:
Joke has 53.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black humor, customer service, dirty, disgusting, money
What do u call a black priest?
Holy shit.
Vote:
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'?
- Because black people have no rights..
Vote:
Q: How do Asians name their babies?
A: They throw a can down the stairs.
Vote:
It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for raping his sister.
Vote: