Joke #2811

Daddy to his son: I don't care if you are dating a black girl - they are all pink on the inside.
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Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? An invalid.
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
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How did the tugboat get AIDS? It was rear-ended by a ferry.
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There is nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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Q: What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals? A: He went down really well!
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