Joke #2811

Daddy to his son: I don't care if you are dating a black girl - they are all pink on the inside.
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Woman patient: "Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die." Doctor: "You did the right thing to call me."
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Q: What does FUBU really stand for? A: Farmers used to buy us.
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Dr. Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it he just couldn't. The guilt was overwhelming. But every once in a while he would hear in internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dave don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. Just let It go Dave." But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality whispering: "Dave... Daaaave... you're a veterinarian you sick bastard!"
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How do the fairy-tales of the whites and the blacks differ? The stories of whites start: Once upon a time... The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...
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I gas the only problem I have with the wold now is all the deutchbags.
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Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
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What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding? A baby in a microwave.
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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
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A nun and a priest decide to take a day off, so they go golfing. The nun gets a hole-in-one, but the priest hits it into a sand trap. He's so angry, he shouts "God dammit, I missed!". The nun reminds him not to take the Lord's name in vain, and the priest apologizes and tries again. He hits it into the rough, and in his anger, shouts "God dammit, I MISSED!". The nun once again tells him not to take the Lord's name in vain, and he apologizes again. On his third shot, he hits it into the water and yells "GOD DAMMIT I MISSED!" and before the nun can say anything, a bolt of lightning strikes the nun, killing her instantly. Out of nowhere, a loud voice booms "God dammit, I missed".
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