Joke #2816

At the Court discussion between judge and villager: So you was propeling surrogate alcohol? Me? No! What do you mean no? You have a device for that... means propeled. Then please judge me also for rape... So you have raped someone also? Well no... but I have a device...

Girl: What if a boy hugs me? Mom: Say Don't Girl: What if he kisses me? Mom: Say stop. The next day when the girl goes to school her boyfriend hugs and kisses her well so she says as her mother told her to do and she quickly said DON'T STOP!...

Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.

A punk rocker gets on the bus with green, yellow, purple and orange hair. An old guy sitting on the bus stares at him, and the punk says, "What's the matter, old man, didn't you ever do anything wild in your life?" And the old man says, "Yeah, one time I fucked a parrot. I thought maybe you were my kid."

Our folk not only knows how to read between the lines but also how to leave a record between the eyes.

Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why? Theres no place like home ...

Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it.

A wife says, "Hey! Look at that funny guy who's been drinking a lot." The husband responds, "Who is he?" The wife answers, "Well, five years ago, he was my boyfriend and I denied him for marriage." "Oh my God! He's still celebrating his freedom!" says the husband.

I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said, "Are you two an item?"