North America, few hundred years ago. An indian is sitting, smokes a pipe. Breathes in, breathes out. His son comes up to him: Daddy, I have a question Well, what is it? Why do we have such long names? Yankees, for example, have much shorter ones - John, Simon, Nicolas and similar. Our names come from nature. When your mother was born, there was a wonderful dew, so that is why she is called Fresh Dew. When your sister was born, there was a brilliant sunset. So that why she got the name Red Sunset. So, do you have any more questions, Fucking Bison?
An Italian and a Greek were arguing about which country added the most to civilization. The Greek: We built the Acropolis! the Italian: We built the colloseum! The Greek: We gave the world advanced math! the Italian: We made the Roman Empire! The Greek: We discovered sex! the Italian: And we introduced it to women!
What has a hundred balls and f*cks old women? Bingo!
Q: What is Moby Dick's dad's name? A: Papa Boner
Girl Cop: "You have to right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be used against you." Guy: "Boobs!"
What did the two tampons say to eachother? Nothing , because they were both stuck up bitches.
What said Adam to Eva at they’re first rendezvous? Get back! I have no idea how big it grows!
What is the same with spreading butter on a toast and getting a woman to spread her legs? It is possible with a credit card, but much easier with a knife.
Knock Knock. Who's There? Justin. Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my ass!
There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. The sailor catches up with him later and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands." The Marine replies, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!"
Q: Why do rednecks like having sex doggie style? A: That way they can both watch wrestling.