Joke #1251

What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end. A toothbrush with toothpaste
Vote: has 46.35 % from 52 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. "Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols." "Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?" Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
Vote: has 61.43 % from 45 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
I saw a sign in a public toilet the other day. It said "Please leave this toilet in the condition that you would have liked to have found it in." So I left it with a porn mag and a line of coke ...
Vote: has 80.61 % from 167 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty
*How girls become friends* Omg I love your shoes! *How guys become friends* Excuse me sir, I see you fuck bitches, I myself, also fuck bitches.
Vote: has 70.18 % from 273 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty, friendship
How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.
Vote: has 38.00 % from 44 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty, gay
What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k? A joystick does its job.
Vote: has 44.74 % from 36 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty, sex
Dad: "Who do you think the committee screwed this year?" Me: "Mom."
Vote: has 74.97 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty, family, time, work
As I stand here, and try to piss, I think of the gal that gave me this. If I see her, when I get well, I'll get it again. As sure as Hell.
Vote: has 48.37 % from 30 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty
Bloke in hospital with 60% burns, Dr. says, "Give him two Viagra." Nurse asks, "Do you think that will help?" Dr replies, "No but it will keep the sheets off his legs!"
Vote: has 75.89 % from 114 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty, hospital, medical, nurse, viagra
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? A: Snap-on tools!
Vote: has 72.80 % from 134 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty, lesbian, mechanic
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
Vote: has 69.50 % from 206 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, dirty, masturbation