Joke #5227

He came into my room late at night. He sat over my body, He sucked, swallowed and he left. It was terrible. It was a BLOODY MOSQUITO!
Vote:
has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Man goes to a fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his p*nis. Lady asks, "What are you?" He says, "I'm a fireman." "But you're only wearing a glass jar," says the woman. He says, "Exactly, in an emergency, break glass." Pull knob and I'll cum as fast as I can!"
Vote:
has 83.20 % from 595 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, party
Three women were debating about how wide their pussy are. The first one said: "When my husband makes sex he puts his penis and his testicles in my pussy." The second lady said: "Wooo when we are in bed my husband puts his hand and his arm in mine." It was the turn of the third woman that pointed to her pussy and said: Jimy; Jimy come out, please."
Vote:
has 84.07 % from 971 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex, women
Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.
Vote:
has 63.05 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, poems, sex, time
Being a very religious kind of person, when I checked into my hotel, I said to the woman at the desk; "I hope the p*rn channel in my room is disabled." "No," she said, "It's regular p*rn, you sick b*stard!"
Vote:
has 60.14 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A bloke asks his mate "do you ever talk to your wife during sex ?" His mate replies "yeah, if she calls."
Vote:
has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: If Nuts on your chest are Chestnuts and Nuts on a wall are Walnuts. What are Nuts on your chin called? A: A Cock in the mouth!
Vote:
has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, food
There once was a girl named Pinkie who desired to have a little inky, when the notion of the motion was planted, in her dinky little head. With her butt in the air, while the man in the sidecar tattooed her derriere 100 miles per hour down I 45 to bike fest. Drunk and stupid and would not listen, smeared beyond recognition, she said it was Tinker Bell but we couldn't tell O well.
Vote:
has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dirty, driving, drunk, poems, stupid
Q: Why the men's voice is louder than women? A: men have an antenna!
Vote:
has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, men, women
Wife says to husband, "You make love like you decorate." Husband replies, "What very slow and professional?" "NO,"she replies, "I have to finish the job myself."
Vote:
has 79.00 % from 245 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face? A: When her mustache is on fire.
Vote:
has 38.05 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty