Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!