Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.