Joke #4593

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.

Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!

Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!

Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.

Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.

Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

You mama so old she made yoda look young.

Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.

Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!