Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.
Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.