Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.