Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.
Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.