Joke #2920

Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp. After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you." The first said, "I wish I were smarter." So, she became a redhead. The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than she is." She became a brunette. The third blond ordered, "I wish I were smarter than both of them!" So, she became a man.
Vote:
has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
Vote:
has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde, phone, stupid
A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
Vote:
has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, stupid, technology, work
One day two girls were trying out for the school cheerleading squad. One was a blonde and one was a brunette. After they both had tryouts, they went home to wait until the results were posted. The blonde goes to see if she made it that night. Once she found out she made it she got out her cell phone and called the brunette, but she didn't answer, so the blonde just went back home. The next day the brunette called the blonde to see if she wanted to go with her to look at their scores. The blonde says sure and meets the brunette at the school. The brunette beats the blonde to the school, so she goes ahead and looks at the scores to find out they both made it. When the blonde gets there, she finds her name on the list again. Then she says, "Yes! I made it again, I made it last night and I made it again today. I am on a roll!"
Vote:
has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde, phone, school
Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license?  "Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"
Vote:
has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: bar, blonde, disgusting, lawyer
A blond was taking a shower and her husband called in and asked "did you find the new dry hair shampoo I picked up for you?" And the blond replied "yes but there's a problem I already got my hair wet"
Vote:
has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde, husband
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
Vote:
has 25.67 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde went to her mail box several times before it was even time for the mailman to make his rounds. A neighbor noticed her repeated trips to the curb and asked if she was waiting for a special delivery. Her reply: "My computer keeps telling me I have mail."
Vote:
has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Blonde walks into a doctors office and says: "Doctor, what’s the problem with me? When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts... When I touch my leg, ouch! it hurts... When I touch my head, ouch! It hurts... When I touch my chest, ouch! it really hurts!" The Doctor replies: "Your finger is broken."
Vote:
has 85.49 % from 1199 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor, health
A blonde and a brunette walk past a flower shop and see the brunette's boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again. Now, I'll be expected to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air." The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"
Vote:
has 66.88 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist? A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
Vote:
has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: blonde