Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade?
A: Because she's 21. 
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Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?
They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.
A blonde, who had just dyed her hair, went to the hospital because her whole body hurt.
She told the doctor that where ever she touched herself it would hurt.
The doctor told her to demonstrate.
She touched her nose and it hurt.
She touched her stomach and it hurt.
The doctor asked her if she was a blonde and she said yes.
"Look Here Lady, your finger is broken!"
Q. Why is it okay for dumb blonde's to catch cold?
A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!
Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.
Once a blonde went to the library to get a book.
A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."
The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"
What do you call a blonde with a brain?
A golden retriever.
I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with.
I dyed my hair!
A blonde rings up an airline.
She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?"
The woman on the other end of the phone says, "Just a minute..."
The blonde says, "Thanks!" and hangs up the phone.