Joke #2925

Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.

Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."

Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.

Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.

Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.

Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.

Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.

Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.

Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.

Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.