Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.
Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'
Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.