Joke #2925

Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.

Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.

Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.

"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"

Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper

Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.

Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.

Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.