Joke #2925

Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.

Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!

Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.

Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.

Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.

Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.