Joke #2925

Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"

Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-

Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.

Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.

Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.

Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.

Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.