Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.
You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.