Joke #2949

Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!

Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.

Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.

Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.

Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!

Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.

Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.

Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.

Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.