Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.