Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared