Yo momma’s so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.