Joke #4470

Yo momma’s so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.

Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.

Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.

Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.

Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.

Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.

Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.

Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.