Yo momma’s so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!