What did the mama bear say to her cub? "Don't go out in your bear feet!"
Happy Father's Day! I got you a present but if you want to get technical then technically you bought it. By the way, can I borrow $20?
Q: What does a nosey pepper do? A: Gets jalapeno business!
Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.
4-year-old: Why are you my dad? Me: Because I made you. 4: How? Me: ... 4: O.o Me: ... 4: O.O Me: With Legos.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual. She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.
What's black and white, black and white, and black and white? (A panda bear rolling down a hill!)
While I was working as a store Santa, a boy asked me for an electric train set. "If you get your train," I told him, "your dad is going to want to play with it too. Is that all right?" The boy became very quiet. So, moving the conversation along, I asked, "What else would you like Santa to bring you?" He promptly replied, "Another train."
Mum,can i dress a bra? No. Why not.I am 14 years old! How many times I will say you "no", Michael...