Joke #2957

What did the mama bear say to her cub? "Don't go out in your bear feet!"
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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.
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4-year-old: Why are you my dad? Me: Because I made you. 4: How? Me: ... 4: O.o Me: ... 4: O.O Me: With Legos.
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"
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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
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Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual. She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.
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What's black and white, black and white, and black and white? (A panda bear rolling down a hill!)
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While I was working as a store Santa, a boy asked me for an electric train set. "If you get your train," I told him, "your dad is going to want to play with it too. Is that all right?" The boy became very quiet. So, moving the conversation along, I asked, "What else would you like Santa to bring you?" He promptly replied, "Another train."
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Mum,can i dress a bra? No. Why not.I am 14 years old! How many times I will say you "no", Michael...
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