When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real.
It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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Chuck Norris has 2 kids.
We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?
A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris was an only child.
Eventually.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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