Joke #4476

When I was born, everyone was so happy. Even the doctor said, ‘I think it’s a baby.’

A woman, on meeting a psychologist at a party, made a pitch for some free professional advice. "What kind of toy would you suggest giving a little boy on his third birthday?" she asked. "First I’d have to know more about the child," the psychologist hedged. The woman took a deep breath. "He’s very bright and quick-witted and exceptionally advanced for his age," she said. "He has good coordination, expresses himself very well…" "Oh, I see," the psychologist said, "It’s YOUR child!"

Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese!;)

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Brothel sprouts.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!

He was such a big baby that the doctor was afraid to slap him.

One day a mom was cleaning junior's room and in the closet she found a bondage S&M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him. He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word. She finally asked him, "Well what should we do about this?" Dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should spank him."

A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," said the scout, "Dad had only one bottle of beer left, so I let my baby brother have it."

Bob asks his grandmother: "Granny, tell us, how my sister and me came to life?" "Your sister, Bob, came from heaven and a stork has brought you to us." Bob then, turns to his sister and whispers: "Should we tell her the truth, or should we let her die without knowing…"

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.