Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get a website? Because they couldnt put three W's in a row.
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
Q:What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A:Santa stops after three hos.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding. One bloke says, "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 95 years old, and she's just 24! What kind of a wedding is that?" The other says, "Well, we have a name for it in my family." "What do you call it?" "We call it a football wedding." The first asks, "What's a football wedding?" The other says, "She's waiting for him to kick off!"
What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court? Annette!
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
Three babies in the womb discuss what they would like to be when they grow up. The first one says, "I wanna be a plumber, so I can fix the pipes in here." The second one says, "I wanna be an electrician, so I can get some lights in here." The third one says, "I wanna be a boxer." The others look confused and ask, "Why do you want to be a boxer?" He proudly replies, "So I can beat the hell out of that rude bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us."