Joke #4084

What do golfers use in China? China tees!

How about we march into your red zone and I'll split the uprights? High five!

Did you hear that the boxer Colloso Mamello, was disqualified? Yes, but why? Because he was superstitious. He had a horseshow, hidden in his glove...

They presented him with a cup when he was a boxer. It was to keep his teeth in.

I’ve got nothing against watching a darts match. I just wish my IQ were low enough to enjoy it.

Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.

Golf: A five-mile walk punctuated with disappointments.

A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"

Everyone could tell our son was a Tigers fan. When he was handed his diploma, he dropped it.

Mommy Bear and Daddy Bear were in divorce court. The judge looked down and asked the Baby Bear, "So Baby Bear, do you want to live with Daddy Bear?" "Oh, no," Baby Bear replied, "I don't want to live with Daddy Bear. He beat me." "Well then, you should live with Mommy Bear," answered the judge. "On, no, I don't want to live with Mommy Bear. She beat me." "Well then, Baby Bear, who do you want to live with?" Baby Bear said, "I want to live with the Chicago Bears. They don't beat anybody!"

Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.