A man takes a beautiful blonde to his apartment.
They're kissing in the elevator when she feels something in his pocket.
"What is that?" she asks.
"Those are my golf balls."
"Is that like tennis elbow?"
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The couch says to him:
You should better take a decision!
You want the champion title or the Nobel for peace...
Mrs. Williams: Ok kids let's play soccer
SMACK!
Anna:OW!
Mrs. Williams: What happened Anna?
Anna: Andy punched me!
Mrs. Williams : Why did you punch Anna,Andy?
Andy: You said let's play sock her, so I did.
What did the trampolinist say?
‘Life has its ups and downs, but I always bounce back.’
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I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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Guy: "You see doc, the problem is obesity runs in the family."
Doctor: "No, the problem is no one runs in your family."
Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class?
A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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