Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.