Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Your momma so fat... She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.