Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.