Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.