Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"