Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
Yo Mama so old... She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.