Joke #3041

Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!

Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'

Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.

Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.

Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.

Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.

Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."

Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.