Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.