Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...