Joke #9428

Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.

Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.

Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.

Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.

Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."

Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.

Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.

Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.

Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.