Joke #9428

Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.

Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.

Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.

Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.

Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.

Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!

Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!

Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.

Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".

Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.