Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.