Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.