Joke #9428

Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.

Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.

Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"

Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"

Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.

Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.

Yo mama so fat when she went to outer space NASA thought they discovered a new planet.

Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.

Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!