Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.