Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.