Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them?
A. Just in case they get a hole in one.
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The caddie replied, "I doubt that, sir. You couldn't keep your head down long enough to drown!"
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Petrus says: You see Bill, we don't know what to do with you.
You may choose "heaven" or "hell".
Bill peeks in heaven and sees a couple of old boring men sitting around at a table.
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