Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them?
A. Just in case they get a hole in one.
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Twenty teams in the league and you are in the last place?
Well, it could have been worse.
How?
There could have been more teams in the league!
During preseason training, a college football lineman married one of the team's cheerleaders.
The coach was a bit surprised and remarked to his star football player, "You are such a big, burley guy.
Why in the world did you marry such a tiny, petite woman?
She is no bigger than your hand."
"That's right, Coach," replied the lineman.
"But, she's much better!"
What is the noisiest game?
Squash – because you can’t play it without raising a racquet!
Three fans were bemoaning the sorry state of their football team.
"I blame the general manager," said the first fan. "If he signed better players, we'd be a great team."
"I blame the players," said the
second fan. "If they made more of
an effort, we'd score some points."
"I blame my parents," said the third. "If I'd been born in Seattle,
I'd be supporting a decent team."
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Q: What's the worst thing about being lonely?
A: Playing Frisbee.
Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner?
A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
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Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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A boxer had written on his tombstone: "You can stop counting.
I'm not getting up."
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph.
Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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