Joke #4202

What’s the hardest thing about learning to ice skate? The ice.

"Waiter, this vinegar is rather lumpy." Waiter: "That's because they're pickled onions, sir."

An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging, and once again after swinging.

During preseason training, a college football lineman married one of the team's cheerleaders. The coach was a bit surprised and remarked to his star football player, "You are such a big, burley guy. Why in the world did you marry such a tiny, petite woman? She is no bigger than your hand." "That's right, Coach," replied the lineman. "But, she's much better!"

Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet. Squash

Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball. "I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends. "I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition." "Batted .007," his wife added.

The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup." Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"

Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.

I’ve got nothing against watching a darts match. I just wish my IQ were low enough to enjoy it.

I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with her fitness trainer. Me: "Okay, this isn't working out."

After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's ball-related recreational preferences: The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is basketball. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is football. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf. Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.