What’s the hardest thing about learning to ice skate?
The ice.
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Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers?
In trouble.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers?
Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers?
Prison Warden.
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Q: What did the basketball say when he got deflated?
A: "Oh balls."
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Do people who run know that we're not food anymore?
The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in.
Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them.
In the distance a voice shouts out "Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup."
Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"
A famous boxer must be operated by appendicitis.
From the operation room the doctor gets out holding himself to the walls with a bruised eye and says:
A can’t do this anymore!
I try to anesthetize him, I count until 9 and he gets up and starts punching me...
Q: Why can't white people swim?
A: Cause they get soggy.
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I’ve got nothing against watching a darts match.
I just wish my IQ were low enough to enjoy it.
Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish.
Fishing rule #2: The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you.
Fishing rule #3: Fishing will do a lot for a man but it won't make him truthful.
Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
A. The PGA tour
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