Joke #4202

What’s the hardest thing about learning to ice skate? The ice.
Vote:
has 35.23 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: sport

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

"Football is a game when 22 big, strong players run around like crazy for two hours while 50,000 people who really need the exercise sit in the stands and watch them."
Vote:
has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: football, game, sport
What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.
Vote:
has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, sport
Rugby player: "Doctor, doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror - I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" Doctor: "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."
Vote:
has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: sport
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
Vote:
has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
During preseason training, a college football lineman married one of the team's cheerleaders. The coach was a bit surprised and remarked to his star football player, "You are such a big, burley guy. Why in the world did you marry such a tiny, petite woman? She is no bigger than your hand." "That's right, Coach," replied the lineman. "But, she's much better!"
Vote:
has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: sport
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
Vote:
has 35.73 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, soccer, sport
What is the noisiest game? Squash – because you can’t play it without raising a racquet!
Vote:
has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: sport
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Vote:
has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: men, sport, technology, time
My wife said, "I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with Tennis!" I replied, "That's 15 love!"
Vote:
has 64.35 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: marriage, sport, wife
All the bases are 90 feet apart in regulation Baseball. So why does it take a Runner longer to run from 2nd to 3rd than it does from 1st to 2nd? Simple! Because between 2nd and 3rd there is a 'Short-Stop'!
Vote:
has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: sport