A regular Friday night poker game was still going strong well after midnight when one of the players returned from bathroom with an urgent report. "Roger, listen," he told the host, "Walter's in the kitchen making love to your wife!" "OK, that's it, guys," Roger said. "This is positively the last deal."
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
Q: How does David Beckham change a light bulb? A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him.
Rugby player: "Doctor, doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror - I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" Doctor: "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."
How about we march into your red zone and I'll split the uprights? High five!
Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training? A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
What's a bee's favourite sport? Rugbee.