Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!"
Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, sir!"
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The rest of the team decided to head for the pub instead of playing the second half, leaving Jonah to go out on his own.
"No worries," Jonah told them, "I'll join you later and tell you what happened."
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