Joke #3100

Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!" Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, sir!"

Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.

Did you hear about the small golf course? You don’t have to shout ‘Fore!’, only ‘two and a half’.

Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf. Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles. Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind. Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments. The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not too often. There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies. Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of poor players. An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging, and once again after swinging. Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh.

I play the worlds most dangerous sport. I disagree with my wife.

I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.

An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging, and once again after swinging.

The coach says to the boxer encouragement words: The other one will surely win, but at least look at the cameras and smile...

The hardest thing about prizefighting is picking up your teeth wearing a boxing glove.

Do people who run know that we're not food anymore?