Joke #3100

Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!" Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, sir!"

Q: What's the difference between basketball and sex? A: In basketball you dribble before you shoot!

My wife said, "I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with Tennis!" I replied, "That's 15 love!"

Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.

Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.

Q: Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? A: Because they can't stop saving their work.

What do you call a blonde that can suck a golf ball through a garden hose? "Darling."

Did you hear that the boxer Colloso Mamello, was disqualified? Yes, but why? Because he was superstitious. He had a horseshow, hidden in his glove...

Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.

There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them to court. The judge says, "do you want to live with your dad?" the kid says "no! he beats me!". The judge says,"you want to live with your mom?" "no! she beats me too!". So the judge says, "who do you want to live with then?" The kid says, "The Cleveland Browns...they can't beat anybody!"

Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married? A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.