Why are old socks good for golf?
Because they have eighteen holes.
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Q: How did the pirate become a boxing champion so fast?
A: Nobody was ready to take on his right hook.
Lebron better than Jordan?
Ha! Yea right.
Talk to me when Lebron saves the looney tunes from an alien race.
Three babies in the womb discuss what they would like to be when they grow up.
The first one says, "I wanna be a plumber, so I can fix the pipes in here."
The second one says, "I wanna be an electrician, so I can get some lights in here."
The third one says, "I wanna be a boxer."
The others look confused and ask, "Why do you want to be a boxer?"
He proudly replies, "So I can beat the hell out of that rude bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us."
Q:What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?
A:Santa stops after three hos.
Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
Why did the captain lose the yacht race?
He found himself in a no-wind situation.
One day, the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game.
Smiling the Lord proclaimed,
"You don't have a chance; I have Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here".
"Yes", snickered the devil, "but I have all the umpires."
Two man playing golf were held up by two women playing in front of them.
One man said: "I'll walk up to them and tell them to hurry up."
When he returned he said: "I have a problem, one of the women is my wife and the other one is my mistress."
The second man said: "I'll walk up to them and hurry them up."
He came back and said: "We both have the same problem.”
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!