Joke #3890

Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team? All the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the USA.

One day Stan comes home from a hard day at work. He sees his wife bending down to clean the floor under the sofa. So Stan goes over to his wife and starts fucking her from behind. After he finishes, he gives her a hard smack to the head. His wife yells, ''What was that for!?'' To which Stan replies, ''That's for not checking to see who it was.''

Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.

Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.

Why are old socks good for golf? Because they have eighteen holes.

Why did the basketball player go to jail? "Because he shot the ball!"

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.

I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.

Lebron better than Jordan? Ha! Yea right. Talk to me when Lebron saves the looney tunes from an alien race.

In a park people come across a man playing chess against a dog. They were astonished and said: "What a clever dog!" But the man protested and replied: "No, no, he isn't that clever. I'm leading by three games to one!"