Q: Why did the white man cross the road?
A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
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Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented?
A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
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Why are black people & vending machines the same?
Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind?
"Well, at least I'm not black."
Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: The slow ones are in jail.
A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there.
Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?"
"I have to throw this away," replied the tourist.
"You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered.
The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want."
The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers.
"Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist.
"No. This is the American Embassy."
Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner?
A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
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What's a mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross country.
What do you call a black woman who got an abortion?
A member of crimestoppers of america.
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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