Q: Why did the white man cross the road? A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
What's faster than a black guy running with a TV? His brother with the DVD player.
what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion? A crime stopper!
When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises? Or do they just smash it into their faces?
Q: Whats faster than a black person with a TV? A: His brother with a VCR.
Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!
Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that shit once before.
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames? A: A firecracker.
Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.