Q: Why did the white man cross the road?
A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people together...
A: A pack of Gorillas.
Vote:
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican.
The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane."
The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country".
The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
Vote:
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
Vote:
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
Vote:
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
"The cop!"
Vote:
What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand?
Quatro,sinko.
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car.
When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'".
Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss!
Vote:
What the number one crime in asia?
Identity theft.