Q: Why did the white man cross the road?
A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
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Why are black people good at basketball?
Because they run, shoot and steal.
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve.
A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?"
Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa.
He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room.
The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point:
Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!
A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses?
A: Because the air is free.
How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars?
Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
Whats faster than a black person stealing your car?
Him driving away in it.
Two black men are walking down the street.
They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!"
The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have.
One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents.
They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in.
Problem solved.
The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap.
They laugh and admire his new race for a minute.
Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?"
The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"
Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner?
A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
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