Q: Why did the white man cross the road?
A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total," says the Genie.
The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity."
So, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" the oceans were teaming with fish.
The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity."
Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" there was a huge wall around England.
The Irishman asks, "I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out."
The Irishman says, "Fill it up with water."
School is like a boner, long and hard.
Unless you're Asian...
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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Q: How do Asians get their name?
A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise.
Example: Dong Ching Lau.
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving?
Air pollution.
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Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house?
A: Everything has gone.
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