Q: Why did the white man cross the road? A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one’s gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign "Speedbird 206″: Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway." Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop. Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?" Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I’m looking up our gate location now." Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?" Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944 but I didn’t stop."
What’s black with only one leg? A lame nigger!
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.
I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
I'm so tired of racial stereotypes. Not every Arab makes bombs...some of them make Slurpees.
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
Life is like a box of chocolates: A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.