Q: Why did the white man cross the road?
A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
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The cell door was still locked.
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The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point:
Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!
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A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise.
Example: Dong Ching Lau.
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what do black people and bicycles have in common?
They only work with a chain on.
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