Q: Why did the white man cross the road? A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales? To get all their stuff back.
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.
An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.
Whats black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.