Q: Why did the white man cross the road?
A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
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Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws?
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Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100."
The one says to the other, "should we do it?"
The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?"
The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it."
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He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand?
A churro.