Joke #6131

Q: Why did the white man cross the road? A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
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Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales? To get all their stuff back.
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Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.
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An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
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What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
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Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
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Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.
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Whats black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.
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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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