How can you tell a black guy has been on your computer?
It's not there.
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Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running.
I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
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What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
There's always a kitchen in the back.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone.
Wing, Wing, Halo
Q: Why did the Asian cross the road?
A: Because he had no car!
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man?
A: The rest of his family.
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Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable?
A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.
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