How can you tell a black guy has been on your computer?
It's not there.
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A: A terrorpist."
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby?
It's annoying when it comes out black.
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Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal?
A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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Q: What do you use when white people tell you to erase their history?
A: White out.
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What did Zimbabweans have before candles?
Electricity.
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A: A Jew with a coupon.
Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100."
The one says to the other, "should we do it?"
The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?"
The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it."
So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out.
The friend says "well, did you get the money?"
He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"
Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?"
Henry: "I don't know, why?"
Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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