How can you tell a black guy has been on your computer? It's not there.
What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand? Quatro,sinko.
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair? A: He gets disoriented!
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just Juan.
What do you call a black woman who got an abortion? A member of crimestoppers of america.
Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts? A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.