How can you tell a black guy has been on your computer? It's not there.
Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff." The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped. At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?" The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."
How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs? None. He fell.
I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Remember the black guy from the Jetsons? Ain't the future great?
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
Why do black people only have nightmares? We killed the only one with a dream.
Q: What do you call a group of black people. A: An auction.