How can you tell a black guy has been on your computer?
It's not there.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face.
"Owch!" the Chinese man says.
"What was that for?"
"That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says.
"But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?"
And the Jewish man sits back down.
Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face.
"Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?"
"That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says.
"But that was an iceberg!"
"Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
What really separates black people from society?
Prison.
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Q: What do you call a violent minority?
A: A thug.
Q: What do you call a violent white guy?
A: Officer.
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Q: How does every black joke start?
A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog?
A tourist.
What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Damn, I burnt one."