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How can you tell a black guy has been on your computer? It's not there.
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How do you steal a Mexicans home? Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
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How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
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Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics? A: To keep the flies off the chicken
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What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white? A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
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Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
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There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
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Life Lemons Saying: White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends. Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".
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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
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Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
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Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home. Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast. The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast. The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The American threw over the Mexican. The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?" The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."
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