Joke #8321

What's the difference between a black man and a daycare? A daycare knows when it has children.

Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.

What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!

Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.

Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.

Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.

There was this Mexican guy, Black guy, and Asian guy all working for the same construction company. At the beginning of the day the boss calls a meeting with them about today's work. They were all pretty new, so they had to be assigned jobs  He says to the Mexican guy, "You're in charge of the cement."  He says to the Black guy, "You're in charge of the dirt."  He says to the Asian guy, "You're in charge of the supplies."  After delegating out all the responsibilities he says, "I'm gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your work. It better be good or you're all fired." The boss was quite serious and had a reputation for being shrewd. They immediately get to work.  At the end of the day, the boss comes back and checks on their work. He looks at the big pile of cement and says, "Nice work," to the Mexican guy. He looks at the big pile of dirt and says, "Nice work," to the Black guy. He looks around and can't find the Asian guy anywhere so he asks, "Where the heck is that Asian guy?"  All of a sudden, the Asian jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt and yells, "SUPPLIES!"

I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.

Two girlfriends meet again after a few years. One is pushing around a baby buggy. The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed. "Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?" Murmurs the other woman. "Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"

When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises? Or do they just smash it into their faces?