What's the difference between a black man and a daycare? A daycare knows when it has children.
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there is a Target on every corner.
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes. When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?" God responds, "You are what you are" The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question. One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes" The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"
Q: What's long and black and smells like shit? A: The welfare line.
Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
What does the black kid across the street get for christmas? Your bike...