Joke #8321

What's the difference between a black man and a daycare? A daycare knows when it has children.
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In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Greek, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Greek.
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A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes. When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?" God responds, "You are what you are" The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question. One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes" The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"
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Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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How do you kill half of Ethiopia? Throw a piece of bread off a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them it still has not been eaten.
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.
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Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
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Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.
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Two black men are walking down the street. They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!" The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have. One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents. They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in. Problem solved. The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap. They laugh and admire his new race for a minute. Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?" The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"
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Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
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Snow. One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
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