What's the difference between a black man and a daycare? A daycare knows when it has children.
Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.
What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt? Afro turf.
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there is a Target on every corner.
What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill? a: White Power. What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill? a: Asian Power. What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill? a: Grand Theft Auto.
Q: How do you piss off a white person? A: Call him a racist.
What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute? Chun Ki Ho.