What's the difference between a black man and a daycare?
A daycare knows when it has children.
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Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years?
Someone lost a quarter.
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans?
A: The black ones steal your watch.
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Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
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Q:What's black on top of white?
A: Rape
Q:What's white on top of black?
A: Society
What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Damn, I burnt one."
Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet?
A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin?
A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand?
A churro.
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo?
Because there were only 2 vans.
