What's the difference between a black man and a daycare?
A daycare knows when it has children.
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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.
Why are there no mexicans on star trek?
They don't work in the future either.
When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises?
Or do they just smash it into their faces?
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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Q: How do you piss off a white person?
A: Call him a racist.
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A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer.
The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat.
Where did you get it?"
The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
Q:What's the most dangerous job in America?
A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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