What's the difference between a black man and a daycare?
A daycare knows when it has children.
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A: The park bench can support a family of five but the Aboriginal can't.
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Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
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A: The defendant.
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Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant?
A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
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What really separates black people from society?
Prison.
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The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had.
Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel.
As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything."
The girl only nodded and smiled.
As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented?
A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
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Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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Q: Why do niggers wear those big wide brim hats?
A: To keep the birds from shitting on their lips.
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