Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans? A: The black one takes your watch.
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
What’s black with three feets? A piano!
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.
Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100." The one says to the other, "should we do it?" The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?" The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it." So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out. The friend says "well, did you get the money?" He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"
Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll? It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?