Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans?
A: The black one takes your watch.
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Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican.
The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane."
The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country".
The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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Why don't black people go on cruises?
They already fell for that shit once before.
What do a tornado and a black person have in common?
It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
Remember the black guy from the Jetsons?
Ain't the future great?
What does NBA stand for Niggas Boucing Around.
Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink?
A: A terrorpist."
Q: What do you call a cremated black person?
A: 100% cocoa powder.
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