Joke #3242

Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans? A: The black one takes your watch.
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Why is life like a box of fruit? Because when they go bad, they go black!
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Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
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In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida. Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami. "Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks." "I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied." Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out. "What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room. "Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed." "Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen to be Catholic." "I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?" "Jesus, Son of Mary." "Where was he born?" "In a stable." "And why was he born in a stable?" "Because a schmuck like you wouldn’t let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!"
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How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.
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Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
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Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts? A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
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How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r
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Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder.  The bartender asks, "Where did you get it?"  The parrot says, "Africa…"
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Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
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What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
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