Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans?
A: The black one takes your watch.
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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers?
In trouble.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers?
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Whats the only thing darker than a black man?
His Future.
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A: Your shit back.
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How does a black woman know when she's pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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How do you fry a Mexican?
You turn on the fence.
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women?
An inmate.
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Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house?
A: Everything has gone.
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