Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans?
A: The black one takes your watch.
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Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers?
A: You can only kill so much time.
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How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam?
A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth?
A: All of them.
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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
A Avalanche.
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What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on?
Asian girl's ass.
Why don't black people dream?
Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them?
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving?
Nethier, the cop is.
Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant?
A: Her nigga runs away.
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