Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans?
A: The black one takes your watch.
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Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo?
Because there were only 2 vans.
Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
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Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once?
A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach.
One kid's parents were good business people.
The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders.
The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father.
Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water.
They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him.
As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama.
The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!"
The first kid said he wanted a helicopter.
The second kid wished for some money.
And the redneck asked for a wheel chair.
Obama, concerned, asked why the poor boy wouldn't want some money for his family.
The kid replied, "Cause when pap finds out what I've done, I ain't gonna be walking for a pretty long time."
What’s black with only one leg?
A lame nigger!
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws?
Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroid's.
When a white person delivers an asian baby.
White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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