Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans? A: The black one takes your watch.
I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics? A: To keep the flies off the chicken
Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where did you get it?" The parrot says, "Africa…"
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people together... A: A pack of Gorillas.
Q: What do you call a barn of black people? A: Out of date farming tools.