Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans? A: The black one takes your watch.
Why is life like a box of fruit? Because when they go bad, they go black!
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida. Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami. "Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks." "I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied." Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out. "What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room. "Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed." "Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen to be Catholic." "I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?" "Jesus, Son of Mary." "Where was he born?" "In a stable." "And why was he born in a stable?" "Because a schmuck like you wouldn’t let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!"
How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.
Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts? A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r
Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where did you get it?" The parrot says, "Africa…"
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.