Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans?
A: The black one takes your watch.
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A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion?
Slap a Kenyan in the face.
Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
A: Free Pork.
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer.
The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat.
Where did you get it?"
The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
Why is there no mexican olympics?
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
What’s black on the outside and green on the inside?
A nigger that just ate some spinach.