Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans? A: The black one takes your watch.
Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball? Under the Hoop
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
What does NBA stand for Niggas Boucing Around.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
Why did the nigger walks into a bar? The cell door was still locked.
When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises? Or do they just smash it into their faces?
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
Q: How do you piss off a white person? A: Call him a racist.
Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant? A: Her nigga runs away.