Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans?
A: The black one takes your watch.
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Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house?
A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home?
1st kid says, "A computer."
Teacher replies "That'd be very useful"
2nd kid says "A new lawn mower."
Teacher replies with a similar response...
Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything."
The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something...
Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day.
One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby?
One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies.
Rape
Q: What is the official sport of Mexico?
A: Border jump
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews?
A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill?
A: Backed up sewage.
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Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
A: He thought he was melting.