Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country?
A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister 
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A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard.
A woman fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returned to the bar.
The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth.
How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds."
The bartender was puzzled.
"Why? What happened?
He weighed 20 pounds at birth?"
The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
He thought he was melting.
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Guilty.
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He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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A: About 9 months.
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A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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"Wow," says the bartender.
"That is really something. Where'd you get it?"
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Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
A: Alive.
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Why don't blacks have dreams anymore?
The last one who had a dream got shot.
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