Joke #1611

Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country? A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister

A professor travels to Africa to live with a primitive tribe and spends years with them, teaching them all about the wonders of science and mathematics. He makes friends with the tribe's chief and his wife and they all live happily for some time. One day the chief's wife gives birth to a white child. The word spreads and the entire tribe is in shock. The chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look, you are the only white man we've ever seen around here, and my wife gave birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!" The professor replied, "No, chief, you're mistaken. What we have here is a natural occurrence what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion." The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about the white kid."

Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction? "A Jail break"

Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.

Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.

Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line

Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.

Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.

Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale? A: Your shit back.

A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?" "Africa" the parrot responds.