Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country?
A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister 
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What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff?
A waste.
You could've fit two more in the trunk.
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A: TV's are getting heavier
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Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner?
A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."
When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out:
"Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual.
When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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What did God say when he made the first niggers?
Oops! Burnt another one!
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag?
Twix...
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A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard.
A woman fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returned to the bar.
The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth.
How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds."
The bartender was puzzled.
"Why? What happened?
He weighed 20 pounds at birth?"
The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass?
A: He becomes a toblerone!
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A: Neither have they...
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