Joke #1611

Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country? A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister
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A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
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What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag? Twix...
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What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!
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Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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has 39.55 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, mexican, racist, sport
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.
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has 48.34 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, mexican, racist
Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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Q: How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb? A: There are no light bulbs in Africa.
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Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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has 55.72 % from 224 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist