Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country?
A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister 
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A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp.
He rubs it and two blonde genies come out.
They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants.
So he makes his wishes...
he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them.
Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine...
then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him...
The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other:
"I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money...
but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy.
What do you call the white guy?
Warden.
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Q: What do you call a black man on the internet?
A: The dark web.
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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Why did the white chocolate was invented?
So niggers can get dirty!
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A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?”
The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?”
“Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
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Why did the black guy cross the road?
Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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