Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.