Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.