Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"