Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.
Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.