Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.