Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!