Joke #3481

Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.

Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.

Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".

Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.

Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.

Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.

Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!

Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.

Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.

Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.