Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.