Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.