Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.