Joke #3481

Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.

Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.

Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.

Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.

Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.

Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.

Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.

Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.

Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.

Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.