Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!