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Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? A: For throwing out the W's
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Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common? A: You always hear about them but never see them.
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How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door.
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What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common? "You keep hearing about them, but never see any."
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Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: "Would you like fries with that?"
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A blonde's car breaks down. A cop pulls up and inquires about the group of naked men standing next to her car. The blonde says, "They're my emergency flashers."
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blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it." The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next."
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The following sign was posted at a fast food restaurant owned by two blondes: "Parking for drive-through customers only!"
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Q: A smart blond, Santa and a pregnant woman are on an elevator. A twenty-dollar bill lies on the ground. Who picks it up? A: The pregnant woman... the other two aren't real!
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Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? A. A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
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