A Blonde was at a gumball machine. She put a quarter in and kept getting a gumball out. The man behind her asked if he could get a gumball. She said, "Shut up! I'm WINNING!"
Q: What does XXX stand for in a porno film? A: It's the signature of the three blondes who "act" in it
I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head!
Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
A blonde wanders into a library and says, ‘Can I have a burger and fries?’ The librarian says, ‘I’m sorry, but this is a library.’ The blonde whispers, ‘Can I have a burger and fries?’
Blonde: "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a cell phone?" Blonde: "They're too expensive, so I did the next best thing: I put a mailbox in my car." Psychiatrist: "And do you receive any letters?" Blonde: "No, but I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."
Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
Q. What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A. She moved.
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer. One day while she was typing, she turned to another secretary and said, “What do I do now? I’m almost out of typing paper.” “Just use the copier machine paper,” replied the other secretary. With that, the blonde took her last remaining blank sheet of typing paper, placed it on the photocopier and proceeded to make ten blank copies.