How can you tell that elephants have been doing it in your garage?
All your Hefty Bags are missing.
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Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
He's the Easter Bungee.
Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret?
He was a blubber mouth.
Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay!
What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?
Claws.
I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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