How can you tell that elephants have been doing it in your garage?
All your Hefty Bags are missing.
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Did you hear the joke about the skunk?
Never mind, it stinks.
A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem.
As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed.
"I'm so ashamed, and dirty Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go."
The physician was checking hers eyes and ears.
"Don't feel ashamed, Miss.
You don't look that bad."
"Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked.
The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."
What do cows usually fly around in?
Helicowpters and Bulloons.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything.
Q:Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?
A:Because they can.
Why do lions always eat raw meat?
"Because they don't know how to cook."
Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes.
What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?
Rabbits habits.