What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?
Stegosaur-rust.
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A: Because they live in schools.
What did the frog say to the fly?
You are really starting to bug me!
What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino?
A Helephino!!
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Q: What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
A: One says "See you later" and the other says "In a while".
A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, "These sleepovers are killing me."
It was a hot summer night.
Slowly I spread her legs and my hand was trying to find its way to her nipple...
I was so excited! I never milked a cow before...
An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician are on a train in Scotland.
The astronomer looks out of the window, sees a black sheep standing in a field, and remarks, "How odd. Scottish sheep are black."
"No, no, no!" says the physicist.
"Only some Scottish sheep are black."
The mathematician rolls his eyes at his companions' muddled thinking and says, "In Scotland, there is at least one field, containing at least one sheep, at least one side of which appears black from here."