What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? Stegosaur-rust.
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin.
Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.
Q: What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back? A: A receding hare line.
Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water? A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
What's a pet's favorite day? Saint Petrick's Day.
What is a buttress? A female goat.
Q: What goes "oom... oom"? A: A cow walking backward!
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.