What kind of sharks make good carpenters?
Hammerheads.
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What do cows usually fly around in?
Helicowpters and Bulloons.
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road?
A: To get hit by my car.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk."
Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?
Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!
I had to go round next door and look after my neighbour’s cat while he was away.
Now there’s a great pile of crap and a puddle of wee on his kitchen floor.
Hopefully, he’ll think the cat did it.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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A policeman caught a mischievous little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.
"Now listen here," the policeman said, "Whatever you do to that poor, innocent creature I shall personally do to you."
"In that case," said the boy, "I'll give it lots of chocolates as well as all my money and let it go."
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper?
A Brontosnorus.