What kind of sharks make good carpenters?
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Czechs and stripes don’t mix.
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Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious looking bear.
The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on.
The second lawyer looked at him and said, "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!"
"I don't have to," the first lawyer replied. "I only have to outrun you."
What fur do we get from a tiger?
As fur as possible!
How did the farmer find his lost cow?
He tractor down.
Q: What did the emu say to the nurse?
A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
Why was the lion-tamer fined?
He parked on a yellow lion.
"Yes, ma'am," the old salt confided to the inquisitive lady, "I fell over the side of the ship, and a shark he come along and grabbed me by the leg."
"Merciful providence!" his hearer gasped. "And what did you do?"
"Let 'im 'ave the leg, o' course, ma'am. I never argues with sharks."