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Two skunks observed a deer hunter sneaking through the woods with a rifle.
"I hope he's not going to shoot at us," said one skunk.
The second skunk bowed his head and said, "Let us spray."
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There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day.
One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby?
One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies.
Rape
Why was the little bear so spoiled?
Because its mother panda d to its every whim.
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom.
She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business.
While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her.
They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream.
Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating.
She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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Yo Momma is so fat…
That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.