What kind of sharks make good carpenters?
Hammerheads.
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Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch.
One asks the other, "Do you recall your worst day last year?"
The other responds, "Yes, the day I had diarrhea!"
Q:What did the polar bear say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags?
A:Mmmm, sandwiches!
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a gorilla?
An animal that puts you out at night.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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