What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? You come in one and you go in the other!
During a war warrior shouted against 3 ladies Warrior: I am going to r*pe you all. Younger lady: But please leave our grand mother. Grand mother: Shut up, war is war.
Q: What do tofu and a dildo have in common? A: They are both meat substitutes.
Q: Why doesn't Smokey the bear have any kids? A: Because every time his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.
When do boys ask for a girl’s hand? When they get bored by theirs!
What did one tit say to the other? I hope we get support soon or people will think we're nuts.
My girlfriend always calls me a pedophile, and all I can think is "Wow that is a big word for a nine year old."
Hey guys. Bet your female friend that she can't use both of her elbows to touch her belly button. Thank me later.
The pregnancy report of Santu’s wife came. Doctor said, "Oh, nothing to get excited, it was just the gas problem." Santu looks up at the sky towards the God and says, "Lord, What have you given me, a penis or an Air Pump."
A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms. He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?" She responds, "No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?"
What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common? In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.