Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? A: Snap-on tools!
The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table has no balls.
Q: How do you know when a machanic has had sex? A: Two of his fingers are clean.
Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)