Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? A: Snap-on tools!
The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table has no balls.
Q: How do you know when a machanic has had sex? A: Two of his fingers are clean.
Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis