Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? A: Snap-on tools!
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table has no balls.
Q: How do you know when a machanic has had sex? A: Two of his fingers are clean.
Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.
How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs!
"Mommie, Mommie....did you know that nurses can come apart..?" "Well...no. What makes you say that..?" "Because the other night, I overheard Daddy say that he screwed the ass off of a nurse..!"
A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care." "Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month."