You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.