You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.