You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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