Joke #3388

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Vote:
has 23.48 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
Vote:
has 55.54 % from 247 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, Hitler, racist
Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
Vote:
has 37.36 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
Vote:
has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
Vote:
has 44.61 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
Vote:
has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
Vote:
has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
Vote:
has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
Vote:
has 77.33 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
Vote:
has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Vote:
has 84.30 % from 2204 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death