You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.