You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.