You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote.
He elects!
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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