Joke #10524

When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
Vote:
has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, money

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Vote:
has 79.42 % from 510 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Vote:
has 78.56 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
Vote:
has 78.55 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
Vote:
has 78.02 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Vote:
has 77.50 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, gym, health
Patient to friend: "I saw the doctor to day about my loss of memory." Friend: "What did he do?" Patient: "He made me pay him in advance."
Vote:
has 77.47 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: doctor, friendship, health, memory, money
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
Vote:
has 76.28 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
Vote:
has 75.96 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
Vote:
has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
Vote:
has 74.80 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health