Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.