Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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