Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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