Joke #8127

Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
Vote:
has 78.38 % from 289 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
Vote:
has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
Vote:
has 71.40 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris, phone, travel
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
Vote:
has 83.56 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
Vote:
has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
Vote:
has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
Vote:
has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
Vote:
has 76.24 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, friendship
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
Vote:
has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
Vote:
has 80.88 % from 391 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Vote:
has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris