Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.