Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.