Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley.
We know it today as Death Valley.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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