There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...
He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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