There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
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I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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