There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Kids dream about having superpowers.
Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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