There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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