There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World...
War.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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