What is the longest organ in a sheep's body?
A New Zealander's cock!
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One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot.
The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one.
The man asks, "How much is the yellow one?"
The assistant says, "$2000."
The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive.
The assistant explains, "This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast."
"What about the green one?" the man asks.
The assistant says, "He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes."
"What about the red one?" the man asks.
The assistant says, "That one's $10,000."
The man says, "What does HE do?"
The assistant says, "I don't know, but the other two call him boss."
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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What is a Zebra?
A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra.
What kind of money do polar bears use?
Ice lolly.
What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer?
A lot of bites.
Teacher: "What does a duck say?"
Jenny: "Quack Quack"
Teacher: "What does a cow say?"
Madison: "Moo"
Teacher: "What does a pig say?"
Little Johnny: "A pig says *holds up gun* get on the wall, you motherfucker!"
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Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs?
A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.