Joke #3394

What is the longest organ in a sheep's body? A New Zealander's cock!
Vote: has 34.78 % from 6 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

No chicken dies a virgin. They get laid at birth *slaps knee*.
Vote: has 59.19 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, death
What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.
Vote: has 49.51 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
Q: Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? A: They never want to log off.
Vote: has 76.89 % from 23 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, internet, money
A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: "See... here is the a monkey of the jungle." His wife said laughing, "That's a CAT ..." He said back to his wife, "I am talking to the cat!"
Vote: has 79.24 % from 52 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, cat, drunk, men, wife
What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, love
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month." Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."
Vote: has 72.27 % from 47 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex
It was a hot summer night. Slowly I spread her legs and my hand was trying to find its way to her nipple... I was so excited! I never milked a cow before...
Vote: has 33.37 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
"May I buy half a rabbit?" "No, we don't split hares."
Vote: has 49.51 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal