What is the longest organ in a sheep's body? A New Zealander's cock!
No chicken dies a virgin. They get laid at birth *slaps knee*.
What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.
Q: Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? A: They never want to log off.
A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: "See... here is the a monkey of the jungle." His wife said laughing, "That's a CAT ..." He said back to his wife, "I am talking to the cat!"
What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand.
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month." Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."
It was a hot summer night. Slowly I spread her legs and my hand was trying to find its way to her nipple... I was so excited! I never milked a cow before...
Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball.
"May I buy half a rabbit?" "No, we don't split hares."