Joke #3394

What is the longest organ in a sheep's body? A New Zealander's cock!
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, ''He's trying to pull a fast one''.
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Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink.
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What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.
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Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, "So, how's it going?" The second one sighed and shook his head, "Not good, I can't pay my bills, my health isn't good, my kids don't respect me, and my wife is leaving me." The first replied, "Well, don't lose any sheep over it."
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An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard. Then they heard voices. Three men had broken into the greenhouse. Scared, they called the police. The dispatcher replied, he would send an officer as soon as one became available as they were all out on calls. The old man waited for a few minutes and called Dispatch again. He told Dispatch, "Don't worry about sending an officer, I shot the robbers and now the dogs are eating their bodies!" In no time at all, police were all over the place and captured the robbers red-handed! One of the cops asked the old man, "I thought you said you shot the robber and your dogs were eating them. " The old man replied, "I thought you said, there weren't any officers available."
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How about we spank each other and call ourselves even?
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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.
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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath? A little bear.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire? A bunny with money.
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