What is the longest organ in a sheep's body? A New Zealander's cock!
How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun.
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a lambrogini? A: Procupines have pricks on the outside.
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!
Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.
A cowboy rode up to the saloon, dismounted from his horse, and dusted himself off. He then walked around to the rear of his horse, lifted the tail and kissed it right on the rectum. As the cowboy walked into the saloon, the shocked barkeeper asked, "Did you just kiss your horse's butt?" The cowboy said, "Sure, I've got chapped lips." The stunned barkeep asked if this was an old Indian cure. The cowboy said, "Nope. But, sure as s**t, it keeps me from licking my lips!"
I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.
My tomcat used to stay out all night, so I took him to the vet and had him neutered. Now he still stays out all night – it turns out he likes to watch!
Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
Q: What's a tiger running a copy machine called? A: A copycat!