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How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
No chicken dies a virgin.
They get laid at birth *slaps knee*.
How do snails get their shells all shiny?
They use snail polish.
What book did the rabbit take on vacation?
One with a hoppy ending.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?
A cockerpoodlemoo.
There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette running from a cop.
They hide in potato sacks.
The officer kicks each bag....when he kicks the redheads bag she goes meow....when he kick the brunettes bag she goes ruff...when he kicks the blondes bag she goes potatoes!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It was escaping from K.F.C.
Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools.
‘Cats have nine lives.
Which makes them ideal for experimentation.’
