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What’s the difference between cats and dogs?
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail?
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Pet Owner: "Every time a bell rings, my dog goes and sits in the corner."
Vet: "That's perfectly normal; he's a boxer."
A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals.
So he went to every house in his town.
To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse.
To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given.
He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening.
"Who's the boss around here?" he asked.
"I am." said the man.
"I have a black horse and a brown horse," the farmer said, "which one would you like?"
The man thought for a minute and said, "The black one."
"No, no, no, get the brown one." the man's wife said.
"Here's your chicken." said the farmer.
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What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 meters long?
A πthon.
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?
When a rottweiler is humping your leg.
What’s a mouse’s favorite record?
Please cheese me!
My cat can talk.
I asked her what two minus two was and she said nothing.
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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