Save the tree, eat a beaver.
Q: What goes "oom... oom"? A: A cow walking backward!
What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A.A dog is always happy to see you B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos.
Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!
What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d.