Joke #10046

I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
Vote:
has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf.
Vote:
has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!
Vote:
has 56.30 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: animal, easter
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz.
Vote:
has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired? It got toad!!
Vote:
has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms.
Vote:
has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, weather
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
Vote:
has 64.46 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, food, racist
What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
Vote:
has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute chicken goes cockadoodle do prostute goes any cock will do.
Vote:
has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards.
Vote:
has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
Vote:
has 32.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food