I hear you take milk baths.
That's right.
Why?
I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
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Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?
He was a rough rider!
What do you do when two snails have a fight?
Leave them to slug it out.
A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: "See... here is the a monkey of the jungle."
His wife said laughing, "That's a CAT ..."
He said back to his wife, "I am talking to the cat!"
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: "Purebred Police Dog $25."
Thinking that to be a great bargain, she called and ordered the dog to be delivered.
The next day a van arrived at her home and delivered the mangiest-looking mongrel she had ever seen.
In a rage, she telephoned the man who had placed the ad, "How dare you call that mangy-mutt a purebred police dog?"
"Don't let his looks deceive you, ma'am," the man replied, "He's in the Secret Service."
Why did the horses kept saying orange juice?
Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case.