I hear you take milk baths.
That's right.
Why?
I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming.
Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.
This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy.
They see two dogs going at it.
The little kid says "Hey daddy what are those doggies doing?"
The father says "Ahh, they're making a puppy."
That night the little kid walks in on his mother & father and daddy's on top driving it home to mama!
The little kid says "Hey daddy what were you doing with Mommy?"
He says "Oh, were making it a baby."
The kid say "Turn her over, I want a puppy!"
What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead?
Unsightly facial hare.
What does a frog say when it sees something' great?
Toadly awesome!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot in a pet store.
The parrot says to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
Well, the lady is furious!
And she storms past the store to her work.
On the way home she saw the same parrot in the window and the parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
Well, she was incredibly ticked now.
The next day see saw the same parrot and the parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird.
The store manager said, "That's not good." and promised he wouldn't say it again.
When the lady walked past the store after work the parrot said to her, "Hey lady."
She paused and said, "Yes?" and the bird said, "You know."
Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing?
A: He only had two worms.
Law of Cat Composition
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer?
A lot of bites.
Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A: Pork Chop.
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