I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole? A: Bestiality
Why was the little bear so spoiled? Because its mother panda d to its every whim.
Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball.
Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
A blond a, a brunette and a redhead were at the top of a cliff looking down at the beach. Suddenly a genie appears to them and says "I will grant you each one wish if you'll jump off the side of this cliff." So the redhead jumps off and shouts "Seagull" and turns into a seagull and flies away. Then the brunette jumps off and shouts "Whale" and turns into a whale, falls into the sea and swims away. Finally the blond runs towards the cliff edge, but trips at the last second, as as she falls she shouts out "Shit"
How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink.
What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.
Question: Why did the Army send do many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? Answer: They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says, "Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning." The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He kicks the horse and asks, "Why are you sleeping?" The horse, half asleep says, "I have to get up at three in the morning."