Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.