Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Dogs are man's best friend.
So which is the dumber sex?
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A man walks into a clock shop where a beautiful woman is working.
He walks to the counter unzips his fly and pulls out his cock.
The woman screams "excuse me sir this is a CLOCK SHOP".
I know replied the man "I want two hands and a face put on this".
Men are like.....Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Girl: "Girls are better than boys."
Boy: "Then why did God make boys first?"
Girl: "Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy."
Why can't single women fart?
They don't get an asshole till they get married.
How do you know if a man is lying?
His lips are moving!
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy"
Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.
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Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables.
The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?"
"Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?"
"Because you're really ugly," replied the man.
A man and a woman are lying in bed, watching the ceiling and keep quiet.
What are they thinking?
The woman thinks, "He keeps quiet.
He doesn’t want to talk.
May be he’s get tired of me.
He doesn’t love me anymore.
He’s probably got someone else.
I see.
We’ll have to separate each other."
The man thinks, "A fly. A fly on the ceiling.
Wow!
How keep it there and don’t fall?"