Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.
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What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes?
She sticks it in the microwave.
Q: What do bleached blondes and airplanes both have in common?
A: They both have a black box.
Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A1. "What's a light bulb?"
A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
Knock on the door.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?
A: So she could use it as a mirror.
How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
Two.
One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!
Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by?
The first one said, "I wonder whether she's a natural blonde or a bleached blonde."
Her friend said, "She's a suicide blonde."
The other said, "Suicide blonde? What's that?"
The friend said, "Dyed by her own hand!"
Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
Why did the blonde roast a chicken for three and a half days?
The instructions said ‘cook it for half an hour per pound’, and she weighed 125.