Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.
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Q. Why is it okay for dumb blonde's to catch cold?
A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn to a blank sheet of paper in their notebooks.
She noticed that Chip, the dumb jock, was having trouble with her directions.
"Have you found a blank piece yet, Chip?" said the teacher.
"Nope. I haven't," said the dumb jock.
"Somebody went through and drew lines across all of the pages."
How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days?
Give her a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
Because she was trying to make up her mind.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A: You don't share a toothbrush with your friends.
A blonde comes to a doctor and complains:
Doc, please help: when I touch my head - it hurts, when I touch my belly - it hurts, when I touch my leg - it hurts...
I know what has happened to you.
And what?
You've broken your finger.
Two blondes are sitting on a bench at the park.
One says to the other,"Hey, which is farther, California or the moon?"
The other blonde says,"Well, duh!
Can you see California?"
Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
A: To get chocolate milk.
What do you call ten blondes at the bottom of the pool?
Air pockets.