Joke #4991

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.
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Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over a 100 miles per hour. "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops following us?" The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do." "Oh, NOOOO!" yelled the brunette. "Are his flashers on?" The blonde turned around again. "Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."
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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? "Run faster....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth."
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Q: What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her, "What do you have in the bag?" The blonde replies: "I have chickens!" The man thinks for a moment and says, "If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?" The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, "Okay, but I'll make the bet even better! If you can guess how many chickens I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"
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A blonde walks in the ice cream parlor and orders a chocolate ice cream cone. The clerk tells her that he has no chocolate ice cream, only vanilla and strawberry. The blonde then orders a pint of chocolate ice cream. The clerk once again tells her he has no chocolate ice cream, just vanilla and strawberry. The blonde then orders a quart of chocolate ice cream. The clerk once again tells her he has no chocolate ice cream, only vanilla and strawberry. The blonde then orders a half gallon of chocolate ice cream. The clerk then asks her how she spells van as in vanilla. She says, V-A-N. He then asks her how she spells straw as in strawberry. She says, S-T-R-A-W He then asks her how she spells fuck as in chocolate. After a while she says there is no fuck in chocolate. THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde, customer service, food
Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
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A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
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Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid
She is so blonde, when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went back home.
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A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library." So the blonde whispers, "Oh sorry! can I have a diet coke then?"
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food