Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.
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There a ventriloquist telling blond joke .
A blond comes storming up on stage and start says"blonds can be smart to you know,and I'm smart, I should know."
The ventriloquist says" ok ok I'm sorry I won't do it again" then the blond says "you shut up and stay out of this cuz I'm talking to the jurk on your knee"
A blonde, brunette, and redhead are in the ninth grade; which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she is the only one that's 18.
What would you do if a Blonde threw a hand grenade right at you?
"Just pull the pin and throw it back."
Why are blondes only allowed a thirty-minute lunch break?
If they took an hour it would take too long to retrain them.
Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised?
Her husband was a blonde too!
There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet. She went to the doctor and asked for his advice.
He said that she was going to go on a diet for three days.
"Eat anything and everything you want for the first two days of your diet. Then skip the third day."
So the blonde went home and ate anything and everything she wanted for the first two days, then she skipped the third day.
The next day she went back to the doctor and he asked her, "How is your diet?"
She said, "Well, the first two days were easy but that third day was hard. Doing all that skipping made me really tired."
Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin.
Q: What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake?
A: Must be an earthquake.
Q: How does a blonde order a root beer?
A: Extra large, hold the roots.